Welcome |  How to call in sick  [VIDEO]
Mar31

Welcome | How to call in sick [VIDEO]

Everything I learned I learned in my 20s. Whoever said it was in Kindergarten was high out of their mind on paste. Seriously, look around. How often are you handling a task with the skills you honed in your 20s? All the time! The answers to present dilemmas are locked in our past! And the present deemed the “toughest” is the one I’m currently grappling with: the end of my 20s. The orchestra is swelling toward the crescendo...

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How to get a sponsor (at the bar)
Mar30

How to get a sponsor (at the bar)

The first Mojito I ever paid for myself. I know what you’re thinking. She bought her own drink?!?!?! This girl must have some real self esteem issues. Why wouldn’t she just wait for a guy to pay?  I’ll have you know I nursed the above 6 ounces until the condensation on the outside of the glass made my fingertips pruney.   A crucial skill learned in my 20s was mastering how to get a sponsor at the bar.   I don’t mean an AA...

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How to make a meal out of the nothing in your cupboards
Mar29

How to make a meal out of the nothing in your cupboards

How is Stevia not a food group? Right?   As a 20-something young person, I’ve found it difficult to transition from penniless student to a real adult.   Adult (noun): one who does not steal food from the campus cafeteria, or live off canned tuna until his/her hair starts thinning.   With a meeger influx of money comes the obligation to attend lunches out with colleagues, coffee and drink dates with your besties, and an...

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More to come!
Mar28

More to come!

Thank you for joining the SILIMT  blog — a website dedicated to exposing the truths behind the sh*t learned in your 20s.   If you received an email directing you here, and you’re like, ‘what? why?’ —  we apologize. But we also believe in fate. And hope you stick around.   Each week we will explore another topic — from how to get a sponsor (at the bar, of course) to how to nurse a hangover. There are loads...

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