How to Get A Little Extra From Your Neighborhood Massage Parlor (with confidence)
May31

How to Get A Little Extra From Your Neighborhood Massage Parlor (with confidence)

I was talking to my friend Jen the other day and she was talking about this amazing massage she just got from Burke Williams and that I HAD to go. I said “We don’t go to those places.”  She said “Who doesn’t?” I said “Guys.” -Andy Kozel   Every guy in their 20’s will have heard the quintessential friend-stumbling-onto-a-“happy ending”-massage-parlor-story. Such an event is a rite of passage for an adult male living in a big...

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HOW TO GET OFF THE PHONE WITH MOM (in under 55 minutes)
May22

HOW TO GET OFF THE PHONE WITH MOM (in under 55 minutes)

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” - Mark Twain Well. It’s been another hectic week in my 20s. Hate to say it, but my Mom’s forewarning about all the sh*t I would face was actually 25% accurate. She left out the part about sugar daddies and peeping toms, but never failed...

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HOW TO DUMP A TOXIC FRIEND
May08

HOW TO DUMP A TOXIC FRIEND

Severing toxic ties with a soul-sucking friend is almost tougher than quitting eating late-night.   You know what I’m talking about.   It’s seemingly impossible to ditch that friend who talks non-stop about their personal problems, never listens to yours, eats all your whole foods, yet never has anything in their kitchen, borrows your True Religions (returning them with cigarette holes), and tries to sabotage your new...

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