How to Un-Awkwardly Say I LOVE YOU
Sep29

How to Un-Awkwardly Say I LOVE YOU

  It’s absurd to expect to truly LOVE anything within a few months of knowing it, yet somehow we are expected to declare true love to our significant other within days.   Those three words are the crux of many a relationship. If you say it too soon, you’re a weirdo. And if you wait too long, you’re a commitment-phobic, heartless puppy kicker.   And until the words are uttered, there’s this big, weird white elephant in...

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How To Decrypt Lies Women Tell
Sep22

How To Decrypt Lies Women Tell

  Every woman in her 20s has to learn to confidently deliver white lies. Don’t fight me on this. You’re still a good person.   As I navigate(d) the art of dating around, I had to perfect the precious art of white lying to escape the worst that dating had to offer. This skill was super-useful in relationships, because they need it, too. Without lies, life is too painful, especially when there’s that guy you’re dating that...

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8 Things I Learned From Babies (#4 Will Totes Shock You!)
Sep15

8 Things I Learned From Babies (#4 Will Totes Shock You!)

  I changed my first diaper when I was nine years old, because my generation actually knew how to interact with fellow members of the human race (sans a personalized reminder to put the newest version of the iPhone away, because I didn’t have a phone until college). Plus that Baby G watch and Miami Dolphins Starter Jacket (picked it for the colors, not the team, relax) weren’t going to pay for themselves. Therefore, babysitting...

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How To Be The Cool Chick At a Football Watching Party
Sep07

How To Be The Cool Chick At a Football Watching Party

  Above all else, I believe your 20s is about learning how to be yourself.   Just like every chick in her 20s, my sense of self is determined by how much boys like me.   And so, the amount of fun I have at a football watching party (which is just a fancy name for grown men in tight pants chasing balls playing grab ass) is clearly determined by my ability to land the cutest guy there. And you know who I’m talking about....

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How To Keep Monogamy From Monotony
Sep03

How To Keep Monogamy From Monotony

  I’ve always admired the disgusting couples who look like they’ve been having fun since the day they met in middle school 20 years ago. You know who I’m talking about. Those two gushy lovebirds who constantly reach a new level of interesting and fun in their relationship. The two show-offs who fall nauseatingly deeper and deeper in love as the years go by.   As a product of divorce, I personally wasn’t privy to...

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